Plus: SBF’s wealth got wiped out faster than you can say FTX
GM. Ever feel like crypto news is just a giant fruit salad – messy and confusing? Don’t worry, we’ve picked out the tastiest bits and tossed the rest.
In case you didn’t know – I’m still on vacation. I’m actually dodging trees on a snowboard right this moment, but I simply couldn’t dodge these crypto headlines.
So, here’s a speedy update before I faceplant.
🍍 Market flavor today
🍋 News drops
Here’s the news that shook me more than an unexpected patch of ice – sudden, brutal, and unavoidable:
🤕 LIBRA traders took a beating
LIBRA token holders got wrecked – 86% lost over $1K, adding up to a brutal $251M in total. While a lucky few pocketed $180M in total, the rest weren’t so fortunate. Dave Portnoy took the biggest hit, losing $6.3M… but at least he got $5M back. Must be nice.
🛩️ SBF is grounded, broke, and out of crypto
The US just snatched $1 billion worth of SBF’s wealth: Robinhood shares, crypto, and even his private jets… His political donations? Poof, gone back to the government. And that crypto stash? He said goodbye to Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin, and other digital assets that were chilling in his accounts.
🚀 ASPIRe to inspire? Hong Kong’s got big crypto plans
Hong Kong’s SFC is launching ASPIRe, a fresh plan to make crypto markets safer and more accessible. The focus? Protecting investors, introducing new crypto products, and laying out crystal-clear entry rules. Plus, they want industry and regulators to play nice – because teamwork makes the dream work.
🏛️ SEC rethinking its crypto battles?
Former SEC lawyer John Reed Stark thinks the agency might ease up on its crypto lawsuits, possibly even cutting deals instead of dragging things out – yep, that includes Ripple. Courts are putting cases like Coinbase and Binance on hold, and the SEC is quietly moving its top crypto lawyers elsewhere. Maybe they found a new hobby?
More on these + other stories here.
Now you’re in the know. But think about your friends – they probably have no idea. I wonder who could fix that… 😃🫵
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